The (Old) Naive Indian

Wanna Become A Crorepati? Just Slap Raj!

February 18, 2008 · 20 Comments

PTI reports,

An outfit led by a Banaras Hindu University professor on Sunday announced a reward of Rs one crore to anyone who slaps Maharashtra Navnirman Sena chief Raj Thackeray in public.

The North Indian-Marathi Unity Front floated by BHU political science professor Kaushal Kishore Mishra has also urged the people to come out in large numbers against the inflammatory statements made by Thackeray against north Indians and the “hooliganism” of MNS activists.

Swell! Indian politics never fails to entertain us. Far more entertaining than Bollywood. What say?

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20 responses so far ↓

  • Liju Philip // February 19, 2008 at 7:38 am

    hehehe…this is fun. I would rather like to see someone kick Raj on his butt.

  • Indian Homemaker // February 19, 2008 at 9:04 am

    They’re all the same! Kaushal Kishore Mishra (sounds like KK of Bunty aur Babli) has decided to compete with Raj Thakre by making inflammatory statements and asking people to continue “hooliganism” started by the MNS activists. Why is this even being publicized? What we need is some healthy, whole some peace and unity talk, some walks for ‘One India’, some reminders of the Spirit of Mumbai and Maharashtra, of being Indians before we become Maharashtrians or Biharis. When our soldiers fight on the border, do they wonder which state of India they are defending? India is strong only if we do not let these selfish, vote-hungry politicians divide it. Any nursery student will tell you, ‘United we stand..’, and I repeat we all need to read Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’. These greedy politicians are using regional- reservation for votes, let the guy who is ready to work hard, earn his living. If you had to employ a driver would you not rather get the best driver your money can get, will you choose a local guy just because he speaks the language? I definitely prefer to be able to be able to choose between two efficient drivers, rather then have to make do with whoever is available. Once the local guys are sure of their jobs they will behave like ’sarkari karmchari’…and who has not faced the ire of a government clerk when asked to do his job? During our stay in Kerala I was disgusted to see how Unions ruled in Kerala. Shabby, lazy workers who do nothing all day, are absolutely indifferent and rude. If you speak to them they look through you. You see the likes of them in MSEB Office, government offices etc all over India. Now, is that what we want in Maharsahtra?

  • Rohit // February 19, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    I dont want one crore Rupees after doing such a henious act.
    Is it permissible to spit on his face?????

  • nilesh // February 22, 2008 at 12:27 am

    then why dont himself he does that work he dont have that much guts
    basterds

  • nilesh // February 22, 2008 at 12:29 am

    if u have that much money then devlop ur own states otherwise dont open ur **** mouth

  • Sicilian // February 25, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Raj Saheb,I support you , before the UP/Biharis start making Ranvir’s sena’s and massacre people (and the government keeping quite), before the same kinds start aborting girl fetus (and the government keeping quite) , before the likes start scams of “chara” and making others “la-char”, cheer up for sati (and the government keeping quite) , let there be revolution against what is wrong , in favor of right, let there be revolution against hyporites who oppose bangladeshis for the same reason for which they support low wages migrants from their regions, let there be revolution against the wrong in favor the right…

  • rahul // April 7, 2008 at 11:53 am

    We actually need outfits like ranvir sena to teach lessons to ghaatis. if Raj thackeray has guts then why cant he lead from the front, why he is hiding like a woman in his house. Even if every house in UP throws a glass of water collectively ur so called bombay will drown.Now it is the question of hindi asmita and i really pray to god that just as parshuram had used his axe to wipe out kshatriyas ,one more parshuram will do this again but this time he will wipe out ghaatis. I stay in bombay and if the need arise i will give my blood to my motherland UP. Jai bharat.

  • Krishna Aradhi // April 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    @ rahul
    You seem to be a bit mental to me. :evil:

    The police had issued a gag order against Raj Thackeray which was why he had to shut his mouth which was spewing poison against fellow Indians. But still the gag order was not correct. I don’t support it. If he does something wrong, chuck him into prison, but the Freedom of Speech must always be preserved. Always.

    I am angry with you because you said: I stay in bombay and if the need arise i will give my blood to my motherland UP. Dude, India is your Motherland, never forget that.

  • thakur yogesh singh // August 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    hey, what happens to indian , be an inidian man, its ur land , no other leader will decide what an indian have to do, these are all bloody leader alwayas thinks for there profits . jisko aap bhagana chahte ho wo bhi apka bhai hai apka pariwar hai , don’t be so cruel, behave like a man and indian man, do the same as ur heart says to you, bhagana hai ya rekhana hai. ithink tha t ki saari problem maharashtra me muslim people ki wajah se ho rahi hai , so keep concentration on these communities who known as kateli communitriies, in future beaware of muslim , so if u all want s to be strong make your hand together and shaan se bolo ki pehle hum hindu hai.
    WE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN > that is only solution.

  • SAMIR // September 10, 2008 at 10:35 am

    raj take we r with u bango do in chutiya baiya ko

  • Ax // September 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    For 1 crore bucks I’d kick Raj in the balls. Fuck it, I’d do it for half of that amount, but I don’t think he has any. Any piece of shit who thinks he’s better than anyone simply because he was born somewhere else is, simply put, worse than a piece of shit. Yes, ESPECIALLY RAJ THACKERAY WHO IS A RETARDED LITTLE SHIT-EATING BITCH WHO LOVES GETTING FUCKED BY DONKEYS. In support of Krishna Aradhi however, Freedom of Speech should never be restricted. Even if little bitches like Raj get use it. India is my country, Indians are my people and I will forever be proud of being an Indian. North, South, East, West, Hindu, Muslim, Sikh etc etc makes no difference. Each and every Indian has the right to live on any authorised, habitable place ANYWHERE in India. All Indians are one, whether Raj likes it or not. I would die for my country and all its people (including my Marathi friends except Raj, or my UP buddies. ) And if he dares to insult ANY of my countrymen, he deserves a kick in the balls, even if he doesn’t have any..

  • Ax // September 10, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Hamaara Bharat Mahaan..

  • Kumar Chetan Sharma // October 1, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    hamara Bharat sach me mahan hai, hame Pakistan se darne ki jarurat nahi hai, we have our own Thackreys, VHPs, SIMI, IM, ULFA and other desh drohi sangathans, mer bharat mahaan

  • Ankit Sehgal // October 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    The Raj Thakeray Menace – By the guy that’s half Maharashtrian, half Punjabi and married to an American

    We live in a nation that’s solemnly divided,

    By religion and sect and just when that had subsided,

    Along came a spider to rekindle the issues,

    Of the apparently oppressed Marathi Manoos,

    He despises everything western, he’s like a lit fuse,

    Coz he thinks of the west as giving us cultural abuse,

    As if this wasn’t enough, he actively tries to confuse,

    The illiterate public sentiment on sensitive issues,

    But Raj, I’ve got to say you’re a little bit hypocritical,

    When you use the policy of “divide and rule” which was one of the critical,

    Weapons of the British, so aren’t your politics west inspired?

    It’s kind of ironic that you hate the west and then you conspired,

    To mislead the public using the same tools and weapons,

    Of the people that you hate, that brings your credibility in question,

    And whats all this ruckus over the language of Marathi about?

    Why are you trying to get all of the North Indians out,

    Of Bombay, and by the way to establish Marathi’s superiority,

    Why’d you have to pull down other languages, I guess it’s just out of curiosity,

    That I ask these questions coz you’re tactics seem narcissistic at best,

    And hypocritical while you’re busy trying to weed out the west,

    From the minds and hearts and souls of all us Bombayites,

    Why do you feel the only way to get what you want is by starting a fight?

    Why resort to violence in the world’s largest democracy?

    Is it because you’re subconsciously aware of your tactic’s hypocrisy?

    Whatever happened to “freedom of expression and speech”

    As mentioned in the preamble to the constitution, it used to be within reach,

    Of every Indian, before you came along,

    Yes the constitution was written by a Maharashtrian long before you and I were born,

    And it is yet so much more liberal than you are today,

    Please don’t try to take credit away,

    For what Ambedkar did, you’re nothing compared to him today,

    And if you continue the same way, you won’t even be closer tomorrow,

    Looking at your bullying ways is a matter of sorrow,

    And shame and regret for this entire nation,

    When you act and behave in this narrow minded fashion,

    We’re already divided as it is by religion, social standing and economic status,

    Why do you play your dirty politics and further divide us?

    And I’m at the end of my wits with have the shit that gets said,

    What did Jaya Bachchan do wrong? I’m still scratching my head,

    So what if she said something good about Hindi?

    Does that mean automatically that she’s got hatred for Marathi?

    That doesn’t even make sense, and then you acted all incensed,

    Demanding an apology, for what? This is such time consuming nonsense,

    That you’re indulging in, and what do you get at the end of the day?

    Some people getting hurt and feeling unsafe?

    Why don’t you come to me and we can debate all day,

    I’m half marathi and half Punjabi and married to an American so hey, you should have a field day!

    Coz the things that you are fighting and what you are at the same time is what you’ll see in my face.

    You’re turning this city into a warzone, and readers this is just a preface,

    There’s much more to come in future columns about the Raj Thakeray Menace.

  • Raj Thackeray // October 22, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Ax,I’m afraid that I have no balls.

  • Raj Thackeray // October 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Ah pardon me my english is a bit fucked up,I meant that I have NO balls.

  • me marathi // October 27, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Raj saheb, amhi tumchya barobar aahe !

    kay garaj hoti uttar pradesh din chi mumbai madhye?

    Celebrating uttar pradesh day in maharashtra, was purely a political power pradarshan by north politicians. Raj thakrey stood against this strongly.

    Raj thakrey aage hum tumhare saath hai !
    Jay maharashtra !

  • A // October 29, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    As expressed sufficiently in this post comments.

    The problem is not Raj. Its the marathi manoos. Who is suffering from a serious inferiority complex.

    They want to be counted. They dont want to be ghastis. they think if we call biharis bhaiyya we will become superior.

    If you scare off all north Indians, the luxurious flats they stay in will be ours.

    If north Indians go away, we will get cushy jobs.

    Ignorance is bliss. There is no difference between laloo and raj.

    There is no difference between people who supported laloo and the ones who support raj

    With Raj Maharastra will go the same way as bihar.

    Heck the only reason Maharastra developed is because its hardly had any marathi influence, it was part of gujarat.

    Marathis are as big outsider to Mumbai as anyone else.

    If biharis shoul go. So should Marathis from across maharastra.

    Just becaue Mumbai was made the capital of Mh does not mean Indian government has given Mumbai to you.
    Its just a administrative arrangement you idiots.

    Even if Raj thakre became CM of this place, he will have to go to centre and ask for funds from a north indian or south indian.

    And then he might be given a middle finger.

    And you the, the marathi manoos will suffer most.

    Its 21st century you dumb easily instigated fools, you cant exist in isolation.

    But heck who am i preaching, marathis aur biharis, if you had brains you woulldnt be standing behind laloos and raj thakres you would find a sensible guy to lead you.

    There is still time, understand the game politicians play.
    A
    http://www.lucky-six.blospot.com

  • Mi Marathi // November 6, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    The above bad words given to Raj Thackrey, indicates that Biharis and UP’s and Hindi’s have bad words in thier languages.

    In fact, Raj thackre and Marathi’s are neglected by UP and Bihari politician’s because, Raj removed the clothes of all UP and Bihari netas and he showed the real facts what does the CENTRAL Government do for Maharashtras.

    According to me, every state should kill these “BHAIYYAS” and should send them out of there state.

    Laloo I have an invitation for you to sweep the roads and gutter in my house.

    I just know one thing: “PICTURE ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE “BHAIYYA”

    Pls leave this state or stay as a slave in our state. You are the worm of the deepest and the dreadest gutter for this nation.

    Thank You……

    || JAI MAHARASHTRA ||

  • RameshV // November 15, 2008 at 10:54 am

    We are Marathis. We respect all people of the World like Marathis.Even if Marathis harm any good indivdual, we will execute that Marathi. This is true Marathis’ principle. people form any part of India are human beings and Indians. They should understand that if they overreproduce and migrate to one place(Eg:-Mumbai and Maharashtra) they will not get even basic needs. They eye on snacthing all oppurtunities mosltly meant for the regional peolple. Then differences arises and Gods activties replaced by devils. This is bad. People should go to different parts of India and the World. Only then they will get all with ease.
    Only some race of India and South Asia are using it and these people are blocking other innocent ones and others right to get business an employemnt oppurtunities anywhere in India and the World.
    This only can give everything to everyone in India or around the Globe.

    Jai Marathi , Maharashtra, India and the World.

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